Alok's Date!!!!

Alok was the only bright spot in r group during the junior college days...he was only the one who had a girlfriend!!!! Well talking about are group....Rohan now and then had a lots of difference...he wasn’t at his flirting best then and me as usual I was a shy guy like am still....

So let me continue with the story of Alok’s date. Our semesters were just over and we had Diwali vacations starting. Now vacations to Alok who had very recently hooked up with a gal was like hell. He thot he was so in love with that gal that he couldn’t last for the dreadful 22 days of the vacation...the late nite calls and hrs of chatting online couldn’t help him either so he decided to go out with his gal. After careful planning it was decided that they would meet in Thane near Talao Pali... (Couldn’t think of any better place??)!!!!!! That day Alok ,me and Rohan met near my building r usual meeting point and he said he was going out for a date....and we both were like wow man at last someone from our group was going on a date. Immediately a question followed from both of us WHERE?? And Alok was like ' Jaada dur nahi re idhar hi apna Talao Pali'....hearing this me and Rohan were like Huhhhhhhhh!!!.Rohan said 'Abey ga#$% itni mast item patayi hai aur tu usko Talao Pali bithayega...saale koi mast movie dikha...hotel jaa candle lite dinner pe'...Rohan so much sounded like a pro. I agreed with him coz wot else can I add. That comment from Rohan had Alok thinking for a while, he looked serious...and then he opened his mouth to say...'saale paisa upar aya hai kyaa?’ Hmmm that was a typical Alok answer a future CA to be and currently a guy madly in love..lol. We couldn’t say anything coz it was his gf and their date....so it was decided they were going for a date day after tomorrow.

Next day.

As usual we three met in the evening, Alok looked tensed....
We asked him...'Kya hua be tera Mooh latka hua kyun hai?? '
Alok said 'arey yaar bohot bada lafda hua...woh item ke saath uski friend Anee bhi aa rahi hai...ab kya karu main?' hearing this we couldn’t stop laughing but then Rohan said 'arey bol na tere gf ko date pe jaa raha hai humlog ....teri friend kyun chahiye phir...usko call karke bol mat aa karke.'
Alok couldn’t agree more but said, 'Yaar main bola usko par woh bolti hai ki nahi meri friend bohot protective hai woh mujhko akeli jaane nahi degi....' .Now it was turning in a circus. I said,’waah kya dosti hai dekh....nahi to tu saale ladki patayi dost log ko bola bhi nahi aur jab date pe leke jaane ka time aya to humlog ko bol raha hai...thu hai tere upar.'
Rohan continued (he sounded very serious) 'Alok tu tension mat le main hoon na...main solution dhundta hoon. Ek kaam karte hain main bhi aata hoon tere saath....tu tere item ko sambhal aur main uske friend ko sambhalta hoon’. I looked on....Rohan sounded very serious (ha ha). Everyone bursted in to laughter. Alok said, 'Sahi hai re...mujhe malum nahi kya tu kitna harami hai...' But then Alok had no other options he had to agree Rohan’s idea. So it was done Alok was going on a date with Rohan, Anee and his gf!!!! Everyone was looking happy especially Rohan...with a Grinch like smile on his face.

The day.

That day we all met in the morning to play cricket. Alok came hurriedly with his bat and just threw it in one of the corner. I was like aaila isko kya hua be wapas...saala apna cheez ko itna sambhalke rakhne wala aadmi apne bat ko fek raha hai!!! Then apna Rohan started..'Abhi kya hua be... kya apne maa ko bhi leke aa rahi hai kya teri item...(and then he looked at me smiling) ...phir tu aur teri item...main aur teri item ki friend aurrrrrrrrrrrr(with a pause) Siddharth aur teri item ki maa.' and both of them started laughing with me abusing them with my typical style. 'Accha to kitne baje jaane wala hai tu date pe Rohan ke saath' I asked Alok. 'Teri @#$#^%%^% Rohan ke saath nahi jaa raha hoon meri item ke saath jaa raha hoon Rohan ko to majburi se leke jaa raha hoon.....khali fukat ka uske aane jaane ka kharcha bhi nikalna padega mujhe........' Alok said and we started laughing. 'Thik hai re tujhe sham ko dekhta hoon main abhi hass ke le', Rohan said.
We all went home. Suddenly at 4.30 I got a call from Alok and he sounded worried...'Arey jhol hua Rohan nahi aa raha hai, uska koi kaam nikala hai....tu ayega kyaa?' hearing this I was more worried than Alok.....my reaction was 'main?? ' .....'haan tujhko aana hai...mujhe 5.30 ko building ke niche mil.....6 baje pochna hai thane main', Alok added. Sooooo now it was Alok’s date with his gf.....Anee and Siddharth. It might appear a good chance for any guy...and actually it was but the problem was I don’t talk much.....what would I talk with that gal. I was no Rohan who can talk and talk with a gal.....and come out with even her mom’s number. But then I had 2 go. I was there on time and Alok came as if he was ready for a big wedding. It was decided we all will meet near a temple and then go to Talao Pali.

We reached near the temple 10 mins earlier. We waited for quite a while and then I heard a voice...' aaaaaaa jh$%^& ' it sounded similar. I looked around but couldn’t see any known face. The voice came again...'abey @#$^&** idhar udhar kya dekh raha hai....idhar dekh'....I knew who was the person. It was Rohan!!!! Alok saw him and said, ' ga#$&* idhar kya kar raha hai?’.’Tere saath jaane ke liye aya main.Tujhko akele chodke kaisa jaa sakta hai main.dost hai tera', Rohan said. The look on Alok’s face said it all........the guy who was so desparate to meet his gf was looking as if he wanted to say....'Item gayi bhad main chal ghar pe jaate hain'. But then he couldnt.....The gals came half an hour late. Alok had a beautiful gf.....but her friend....she appeared as if she was a bodyguard from TOPS security. Her biceps were bigger than Rohan’s and mine combined with a stomach which can easliy eat two tandoris. 'Okkkkkkk shes yours', I said to Rohan and he replied 'nahi re alok ke gf ki maa chalegi'....I kept looking. After a friendly hii and hello...and a brief introduction we walked towards Talao Pali. Throughout the way Alok was looking towards Rohan and me and gesturing us to talk with Anee so that she would leave them alone, but the gal was dedicated she didn’t leave the back of her dear friend. Rohan tried to talk her away from Alok and his gf but to no avail. Every efforts of us were going down the drain. But then a dog came as a messiah from heaven....and he started barking at Anee. He started following her and jumping on her. Me and Rohan couldn’t stop laughing. It immediately reminded me of the AXE advertise where gals start following the guy who sprayed AXE only difference here was the gals were replaced with a dog and that guy with Anee ...can’t describe the look on Alok’s face...he was ecstatic. But then a angry look from his gf made us stop laughing. We shoved off the dog.

Atlast we reached r destination .......TALAO PALI. We sat on the benches Alok taking care that Anee didn’t sit between him and his gf. Now talking about the place..it was a beautiful lake like thing....with couples sitting everywhere....boating....and yess long queue of cars in front ,heavy trafffic and a beggar bothering us!!! Now what was unique of this beggar was he was like a salesman who will keep on arguing with you till you buy his product. The beggar wanted his 50 paise at any cost....but Alok as I said was a future CA and he knew how to save his money. The beggar kept on poking his feet but Alok didn’t budge. Atlast Rohan pitied the poor guy and gave him a coin....but wait it was a 5 rupee coin!!!! I just gave Rohan a look and said in my mind...'saala humlog ko kabhi 1 rupai ka chocolate nahi diya aur is bhikari ko 5 rupai ka coin!!!' hmmm it seemed somehow Rohan was impressed by the biceps of Anee. He fancied her I thot. Can’t say anything about Rohan. Rohan saw me and said 'arey tu kuch bol naa yaar...itna chupchap kyun betha hai?' So I asked her about her college...and studies. (Typical of me)...Rohan added 'kya re interview le raha hai kya uska?' and the gal started laughing. That was the 1st time in the whole evening we saw her actually laughing. Looked like even she was impressed by Rohan’s witty comments.

Meanwhile Alok seemed happy atlast. It was 8 already and we (Rohan and me atleast) expected that we would go into a hotel and eat something or have a ice cream at least. But there were no such signs from Alok who seemed 2 busy with his gf. But then we had are stomach 2 take care of.....with our conversation going nowhere....Rohan and I decided it was time to move. But it needed some planning. Rohan as clever as he is said to me....'ek kaam kar tu iss jaadi ko paka main Alok ko thoda ishara karta hoon'. Meanwhile a chanawala came their and Alok bought everyone of us chanas. How happy we were.....but we were on a mission. Rohan tried to say something to Alok thru signs...dont know how much he understood. Then I started talking with Anee(Rohan looked amazed and came and sat besides me) I knew I had to bug her so much that she herself would say that it was getting late and it was time to leave. So the master was in action....heres how 'hey I never saw this hotel before....it’s beautiful isn’t it, is it new?? (Pointing towards Namaskar hotel) we all know that Namaskar hotel is one of the oldest hotel in town. But who cares. I continued...'even the building looks nice.....the color really suites it.' Rohan murmured slowly from back ' haan yeh hotel mere baap ka hai aur yeh building ko color tere baap ne maara hai'. The gal was already started looking bored....and I was happy. so I continued.....'Hey you r from XYZ college so u might be knowing Reena (a friend of mine born just then), she’s from C division.'.....she replied ' There’s no C division in r college. We have only 2 divisions A and B.' Immediately a voice came from background...'Kitne fekega...bass hua...woh samajh gayi tu paka raha hai'. so I kept quiet for a while...and then Alok himself said it was late and was time to go. So we said bye to eachother......and then the gal said 'Lets meet again someday'....and Rohan and me were like.....Sure. Any day.

By the way I forgot to tell u Rohan got that Anee’s no. and actually called her once or twice. Might have even gone on a date with her. Only God knows.